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Tuesday 24 May 2011

Bucket Tekkers

I reckon this kid Kyle might have more patience than Tekkers, either way he sinks the most unbelievable shot @ 1:20. Impressive Tekkers.

Japanese Messi Tekkers

Messi eat your heart out! This kid's tekkers are simply next level! Check out @ 3:10 and @ 3:44, training like a Grandmaster!!!

Saturday 21 May 2011

Unbelievable Bone Breaking Tekkers

Don't ever mess with Tony Jaa's elephant! And whatever you do certainly do not stab him, EVER.

Thursday 19 May 2011

Nadal Tekkers

At what point in a game do you decide that a 'through the legs' shot is a risk worth taking? Incredible Tekkers!

Wednesday 18 May 2011

Tuesday 17 May 2011

Andy's tekkers!

Andy Ansah showing off his very own 'tekkers' on Wayne Rooney's Street Striker, this clip is too funny!!!!

Monday 16 May 2011

the origination of Tekkers

Tekkers basically means technique. As explained by the Urban Dictionary; in football, if you cannot control a ball rolling along the floor at 5mph, then you will be deemed to have no tekkers whatsoever.

In a sexual context, your 'tekkers' refers to the techniques you use to please a lady: "she didn't leave her number coz his tekkers were so shit..."

Andy Ansah's version of "unbelievably good tekkers" was first seen on Wayne Rooney's Street Striker. Later hilariously adopted by Soccer AM.
Here's one of the many clips from the show for your enjoyment: